Happy Cinco de Mayo, my little bambinos! Wait, I think bambino is actually Italian. WELL. I don’t know about y’all, but cinco is by far my favorite de Mayo, because let’s be honest, no one has ever understood May Day. If queso isn’t involved, I am not really interested. Grab yourself a marg (hold the salt, because puffy face) and let’s talk jumpsuits, shall we?
JUMPSUIT / EARRINGS / ENVELOPE CLUTCH (SIMILAR HERE AND HERE) / TASSEL HEELS
If it was acceptable to live in a jumpsuit, I would. I ordered this one during my “People vs. OJ Simpson” watching spree and literally died laughing when I put it on because it reminded me so much of Johnny Cochran’s collection of silk pajamas. That man DRESSED for bed, let me tell you. I also lovingly refer to it as Colonel Mustard, but honestly, it is one of my favorite purchases this year. It is under $40 and could not be more comfortable, plus you don’t even need a bra. Funny story…I wore this to a wedding and forgot pasties, so I wore x-shaped band-aids underneath. I looked like a budget super-hero. Do as I say guys, not as I do.